Siberian Baseball

Monday, May 05, 2008

Well, maybe the manager is an ass[bleep]

I think it's pretty difficult to get tired of Ozzie Guillen, assuming your not a fan of the White Sox. I'm pretty sure the rants and raves aren't as funny when you're invested in the team... well, at least when they're on a bit of a skid. Then again, at least it's always entertaining.

For those who missed it, his latest tantrum is here. My favorite excerpt is Ozzie's exposition on where he thinks the White Sox rank in the Chicago sports food chain.

''We won it a couple years ago, and we're horse[bleep],'' Guillen said. ''The Cubs haven't won in 120 years, and they're the [bleep]ing best. [Bleep] it, we're good. [Bleep] everybody. We're horse[bleep], and we're going to be horse[bleep] the rest of our lives, no matter how many World Series we win. We are the bitch of Chicago. We're the Chicago bitch. We have the worst owner -- the guy's got seven [bleep]ing rings, and he's the [bleep]ing horse[bleep] owner.''

It's even funnier to me, because I've had evenings where you're put in the unique position of having censor language, though never on this grand of a scale. Usually it was a word or two, nothing major.

Given the Sun-Times' use of webcams and online content, would it kill them to film the editorial meeting where they try to identify all of the curse words and then decide whether to bleep them or try to find a suitable replacement?

It would totally make the other papers look like horse[poop].

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