Youth not being wasted on the young

Francisco Liriano for the Twins.

Felix Hernandez for the Mariners.

This is the reason I got season tickets. This is the reason I swapped for all the Mariners games I could get my hands on. This is the reason I'm a big baseball fan.

I'm so excited I might leave early for BP.

All of this and I can't find a single person to go to the game with me?