Pittsburgh Pirates (67-95, .414, 6th in NL Central)

Who? Who? Who? Oh, Jason Bay! Yeah, the rest of them? I've never even heard of those guys...

Here's what you need to know about the Pirates.

1.) It's not their year. Accept that they will be last or next to last this year as well.

2.) Keep and eye on Jack Wilson, Joe Randa, Jason Bay and Zach Duke. Especially those last two.

3.) If thise team wins 70 games with that pitching staff, I'll be shocked.

4.) I'm done wasting my time looking at the Pirates. Maybe next year, Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh Pirates
C: Doumit; Cota; Paulino
1B: Casey; Wilson; Eldred
2B: Jose Castillo; Freddy Sanchez
SS: Jack Wilson
3B: Randa; Sanchez; Bautista
LF: Bay
CF: Duffy; McLouth
RF: Burnitz; Wilson; Gerut

SP: Oliver Perez; Kip Wells (may be PUP); Duke; Maholm; Burnett
CP: Mike Gonzalez
RP: Marte; Torres; Grabow; Snell; Hernandez; Vogelsong; Capps